EXTREME makeover: SUDAN!

The fab four go NEAR the war raved villages... into the desert
whom some dramatically refer to as natural gas chambers
where the militants have taken those unlucky enough to survive the torture, rape and murder they knew in their hometowns

the fab four humanely help you to realized how good fags can make even the most ravaged people look, making them more confident as they die of starvation and dehydration.

Families of the deceased tearfully thank the fab four for doing such a good job of delivering to their loved ones the celebrity status of swishy westerners.