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i getting a puppy for the child im getting someday

It is generally agreed that the Whippet as we know it today developed in Northern England during the mid to late 19th century.

Greyhounds were crossed with small terriers, (including possibly the Bedlington Terrier), to produce a small, swift hound capable of hunting rabbits and other small game. During this era, the whippet belonged mainly to the working class people of England. These were factory and mine workers in Northern towns near Manchester and Liverpool, who worked hard and lived simple lives.

Because of this, the whippet became known as the "poor man's greyhound," or the "poor man's race horse." During non-working days, owners raced their whippets in fields and on town roads. These races became known as "rag races," probably because a piece of cloth was used as a lure. The dogs typically ran a straight 200 yard track.

The American Kennel Club first registered a whippet in 1888. The dog was named Jack Dempsey, and was born September 23, 1885. He was bred by P. H. Hoffman of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

The Whippet was first recognized as a registerable breed in England in 1891, when it was recognized by the Kennel Club of England.

Today, Whippets are the most popular of the hound breeds at dog shows. Their size, short coat, and agreeable temperament make them the perfect family pet. Organized activities for Whippets and their families can be found in most areas, and include lure coursing, straight racing, flyball, agility matches, and of course, obedience training. Whippets are independent thinkers, and many of them find obedience training to be somewhat beneath them. But those who do enjoy it have excelled, and there are quite a few Whippets who have earned obedience championships.

Notes on the origin of the word "whippet."

The word "whippet" comes originally from the latin "via" meaning "a road, a street, a path, or way."

Because "via" meant a road or a path upon which people traveled, the words eventually were associated with movement, traveling, or quickness. Some other words derived from "via" are "vibrate," vibrant," "whip," "viper," "wiper," "wife," and "whiplash."

The word "whip" probably derives from the Middle English "whippen" or "wippen," meaning "to whip." "To whip" has such derivative meanings as "to move smartly, quickly or nimbly," hence the quick moving and lively dog, "the Whippet."

all dogs need exercise and I would think a whippet would need a good deal since they are related to greyhounds.

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80's diet coke commercial, 11:30

objectifying construction workers

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is you FERocious

infinity can happen...so can a northdface wheeled handled backbapack reading neverstopexploring
zen fashion waffle t has stay present screened down the left arm did i read it wrist to sholder or the other way
i want to make my NAOM CHOMPSKI meets KFC Tee...what color? do i take it to the haight? do i buy a cheap tee at walgreens and make it on my printer...

red and black
desire and despair (ity?)
the pentecost...price of five...a bored game, very bored
stitch a patch on the back of my fitted velvet blazer
acctent my bag with a blue diaper pin
hug me in line, i love gaing awake at 8am if were getting coffee together...
should we take the day off and go back to bed
im gonna study, damint...this isn't a vacation...but if it was:
all I need is the boy to buy the coffee for
the boy who hated his miserable life until he had me to please
the one who now smiles when awakened by the extra heat coming off the large body sleeping next to him
instead of grumbling at the tired feelings that accompany and hour an a half of sleep
post dalliance...a blow job? why not
im half asleep, so if it takes fifteen min who cares
he wont be able to accidently shoot me in the eye when he pulls out to finish on my pursed lips
i'm too tired to keep em open anyway

i just calls em as i sees em
who cares if its my best work
if its just FAGlit
chicklit for the self obsessed non repressed non oppressed homosexual trying to find himself
is that a WOODen breifcase? oh, yeah...you're WIFE got it for you...after a month of
whining that you don't have the balls to go in and purchase it for the gaze of the help at the counter,
but you can't wait to carry it around the hood and into and out of the office


a half sweater SHAWL...hum..yes it totally works: a very short condom with the resevoir tip cut off for your head...
light skinned black woman...or is it an EFF to EMM..i mean EMM to EFAY
too pretty...but no big glack booty...her name for the cup? JENNIF-UH brit accent
those DAMN timers keep going off
god that barista is so cute...id love to fuck his bubbly impish personality...
funeral march on the stero followed by bluesie horns
he must be the manager...he's expiditng and he looks dissatisfyed...well AFFECTED at all
compared to the corpses slowly making the coffee
such a little boy, that one BROWN and BOYISH, cocky cause of his stature...FEISTY with a smile just this side of dorky
i could watch his birthmarked tatooedness all morning as WHAT A LITTLE MONKEY
on his face or on his back
squinting in painpleasure or barking orders of harder is that all you got come on if youre gonna fuck me
FUCK ME already! i have to get to work on time today! lets take the day off and stay in bed? are you crazy...OUCH!

fitted plaid button down with EMBROIDERING ontop of the plaid on the left shoulder blade...
a plate sized patch underneath the upper back panel and additional LARGE white contrast stiching on the shirt tail
logo embordered on the RIGHT side of the shirt tail

clear casette tape sillouette screened right under the front collar: ACTUAL SIZE

pastry prep with SUGICAL rubber gloves...a very upscale moment

VERY valencia

if it wasn't for the...
proximity to my home
fabulously aloof coffee handlers
put on some ella
turn on the ceiling fans to cool the staff
choose a "dirt bomb" muffin?
no...a generous slice of cranberry ROSEMARY bread...
"do you have any butter for that? NO? then idon'twantit, I DONT WANT IT!"
ill just have what the guy in the flowing yoga pants is getting...
how can he carry that cloth covered-OM journal,
the tightly-wrapped neon-green yoga mat,
the Keith Herring backpack AND
the lightly foamy mocha in that tiny paper cup
i offer him a conspicuously minimalist HEAT SHIELD
and before i can notice that the logo has been painstakingly HAND STAMPED
with the (LOGO) matching the tattered communista flag
brand new pink and purple argyle on tan grand dad socks inside a pair of dirty old Berks
accenting the weathered skinny denim pants rolled to just below the knee
casually calling out the internal side seams...what are they called?
the 45 year old patchy heair line in a perfectly pressed untucked gingham woven
kakhis rolled up one half an inch and immaculately clean tennies
two day growth of shaved head hair set off by the bushiest unkempt gotee and muttonchops
accened by a twelve gague silver door knocker nose peircing protuding from below the mustache
is that a wedding band...hold the cream...id LOVE to..
my drink is calmly handed to me as an afterthought by the androgenous ordertaker
a tiny posit strip holds the customizer list signalling to the guest that this is not one of those chain cofferees
no thank you on the long list of qualifyers
didn't you see the chalkboard above my head with the ten basic drink names carefully
chalked next to prices with no decimal points...the price is the most artistic afterthought on that board
who is she talking to? even i can read the neatly hand penned NO CELL PHONES IN LINE note taped
DRAMATICALLY to the register...understated font, overstated simplicity
we don't have to order you around, we'll just have the other patrons scouls and our indiference enforce our will
look at that babygap baby...brown asian? impeccably dressed in preseason colors
linen on the gentleman with the one rolled pant leg...just leave your bike at the door
weve only had tree laptops and two cycles yanked from underneath the patrons this week,
but its 730 am and those all happened around the noon

the line grows and the staff responds to the rush by stepping up conversation about the tatoo artist
i wonder why today, was it getting little sleep?
waking when i was no longer tired
the NEED to do nothing
starting to type with nowhere to go on the page
no agenda at all?
is it just my jealousy, shame, wonder
are these the happy folks with all the right style
so FASHIONating, do they do strabucks at work cause everyone else at the office does
or are they ashamed to break with the soviet solidarity of this place
muscles and ass bulging from fitted dress shirt (no tank or t under...love the nipples on my businessman)
thin strapped messenger man purse
starting the workday off on the blackberry in line...thank you for texting!
the two days facial growth is as manscaped as that eigth inch long near military cut hes got going
black jack spade staring into space, face frozen in a pre yawn

insomniac, red lidded, knitcapped down over his angry expression, rolls his own cig
her bag is a one piece knitted handles in that polyfuzz that could be carpet material
white paper, black lid, red stamp...the porceline is red...black with white interior and trim
the brewed coffee is french pressed for the best flavor...sure it takes longer
but im worth the robust and fresh taste...
going to go thru the trouble of roasting on sight just to brew the shit folgers style...
i don't think so

watch the tone...starting to get bitchy...
too much contempt
were going for symplathetic while at the same time
harsly, almost violently judgemental...
a wink implied in the sentence construction that says
we both know that i can only go into this excrutiating detail because
i AM these people, this place...
but really, im just like you, non pretentious, post modern
and then, im meta...judging myself, my writing process
then reminding you you're not perfect, you're complicit too
just when you start to judge me for judging the rich
you remember that you just HAD to be the first to get that new messenger bag
in that off season color which says you aren't afraid to take the risk because
after all you are the first to have that bag...WHERE did YOU GET IT?
how can you afford it when you can't even get lunch...
with every compliment on the bag you remind yourself that no money
equals no lunch so you don't have to feel as bad about the office bagel
the cream cheese was light right
and maybe they;ll focus on the brave bag color choice instead of the clashing
extra chin you notice forming in the mirror today when you were trimming
not your face...god no...that is always clean shaven
you know, you can't get it even down there without the mirror...

can you watch my laptop? i sitting so close to the door...oh,
i;ll just take it with me...he has a brand new macbook
he'd let them take my crappy lappy 2001, his ipod holds more information
than this old slug

BUY the change you seek

my new friend robert

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one less CARe

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