4/30/2007

what to do while bitching about the right

BUY THE CHANGE YOU SEEK
buy TIME away from work, eating, family, fun, reading, shopping, sleeping, thinking, writing, surfing, collecting, mailing, connecting long distance, traveling, working, loving, hugging,

What can i do?
Time
Talent
Treasure
Evangelize
Publish to net, newspaper, magazine, stickers,


ARTing:
searching images
croping, shopping photos
printing DECALS
buying shirts, decal sheets, iron
find diff ways to decal
find materials to add to Ts
find new pieces of clothing: bags, ipod holders, phone attachment/holder

myfuturegirlfriend

http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/

sLOGO defined


slogo
noun.
A slogan/logo.
Corporate slogans that are "logo-like" in that they are used repeatedly in ads and other media.
Nike's "Just Do It" is a classic example.

4/24/2007

Odor of the Phonics

amy's advice

Dear Amy,
I’m contemplating making the switch from calling my adopted father by his first name, Gerald, to the more affectionate Dad. The problem is, Gerald and Winona (my mother) have always subscribed to the alternative family practice of having their kids address them by their first names. How do I show that I’ve finally accepted my adopted father as family without offending his New Age sensibilities?

Quincy Magnus
Santa Fe, N.M.

Dear Quincy,

Here is what I suggest. First, go into your room, dim the incandescents, and light some candles. Next, scatter some crystals about as a source of healing and energy. Put something soft and ambient on the phonograph, like a tranquility sampler or indigenous music with light chanting. Oh yeah, that’s nice. Get out the tarot cards and give yourself a quick reading. OK, you’re ready. Invite your mom and fake dad into the room and shout, in a Jim Morrison baritone rumble, “Father, I want to kill you! Mother, I want to fuck you!” Do you see what I’m getting at? Why would one explore an Oedipus complex with an adoptive parent? He will have to think you mean it. Yeah, it’s a long shot, but file it under “so crazy it just might work.”

Amy


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Dear Amy,

Why isn’t anyone worried about me?

An Inquiring Mom
Readfield, Maine

P. S.: I asked this question of my daughter just minutes ago, and she suggested your column as a place to air my concerns about myself.

Dear Mom,

This is a tough one. I wish I could say that nobody is worried about you because you are so well grounded and capable, but we both know deep in our hearts that that is a lie. It’s pretty clear that you are a train on the verge of derailment. You are a speeding vehicle and the wheels have come off. So why doesn’t anybody care? Could it be that your existence barely registers as a blip on the human awareness scale? As Occam’s Razor states, the simplest explanation is the preferred one. I suppose a better question to consider than “Why isn’t anyone worried about me?” might be “How can I exact a horrible revenge on my thoughtless offspring?” There’s a question I can sink my fangs into.

Amy

i finally get to say what NEEDED to be said...

to say the bad things that we are all thinking, but afraid to say

"...AND IM THE ONE WHO's CRAZY!" as a joke that came out too face
misplaced anger at non- "lazy moments"

american's are always worried about fat and won't touch creme...
of course they're the ones who are always eating CHOCOLATE!

"'what an asshole'...as i hid my one lb. bag of m&ms for later..."

i don't deal with people on a daily basis who ask me what "GRANDE" is!

its not ME...
its THEIR fault i'm unhappy
i'm just having the reaction that any smart-WORKER

I want him to do more "lazy" like things worthy of any hard working person's contempt
dish out more mediocre food
just be worse


the blessed relief that PREJUDICE brings
im just having the reaction any smart person would have...

i'm inherently lazy
give yourself over to hate
to the blessed

4/21/2007

what can i do WHILE i'm bitching

BUY THE CHANGE YOU SEEK
buy TIME away from work, eating, family, fun, reading, shopping, sleeping, thinking, writing, surfing, collecting, mailing, connecting long distance, traveling, working, loving, hugging,

What can i do?
Time
Talent
Treasure
Evangelize
Publish to net, newspaper, magazine, stickers,


ARTing:
searching images
croping, shopping photos
printing DECALS
buying shirts, decal sheets, iron
find diff ways to decal
find materials to add to Ts
find new pieces of clothing: bags, ipod holders, phone attachment/holder

4/18/2007

for billy

happy birfday billy!

who is pitting women against their unborn

when HIS penis enters a woman
when a woman's body:
in the form of
HER egg

HIS sperm
and its owner
take control of
the sperm/egg
HER egg has transformed into:
HIS sperm/egg
HER body is now just a landscape where
HIS sperm/egg lives

HE decides what happens
to HIS sperm/egg's context:
HER body, HERself

HE owns
HER fate
as usual

its april's photo showers

4/17/2007

suicide bomber @ virginia tech

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQgVAD7x5Zo

person of interest
A 23 yr old english major so convicted about his beliefs that he was willing to kill strangers to make a statement about it.

4/16/2007

pics of hill


http://www.dropshots.com/day.php?userid=1864&cdate=20051107&ctime=140832

4/15/2007

jesuselvis



Your work is purile and under-dramatized.

You lack any sense of structure, character, or the Aristotelian unities.

save the unborn gay fetuses

4/14/2007

may the fetus you save...

...be gay.

man has sex with other man...

to avoid office blood drive.

4/12/2007

god has punished me for my contempt of authority by...

...making ME AN AUTHORITY! -einstien, albert

fame and success afforded him the luxuries of OBSESSIVE thoughtful pursuits of WHAT interested him...not what put food on the table...

he was a shitty husband and dad

EXTREME makeover: SUDAN!

The fab four go NEAR the war raved villages... into the desert
whom some dramatically refer to as natural gas chambers
where the militants have taken those unlucky enough to survive the torture, rape and murder they knew in their hometowns

the fab four humanely help you to realized how good fags can make even the most ravaged people look, making them more confident as they die of starvation and dehydration.

Families of the deceased tearfully thank the fab four for doing such a good job of delivering to their loved ones the celebrity status of swishy westerners.

what movie gots buffy the vampire slayer and ryan philpe?

not dangerous liasions..anyway "we (women) are abliged (incented) to be far more creative than men...you can destroy us with a few simple well-chosen words"

the outgroup can only survive if it learns the ingroups incentives FROM A PERSPECTIVE OF BELOWNESS...that makes them able to look at, say marriage, which the ingroup takes for granted...even resents...and figure out how those in the outgroup can get it. WE women are ABLIGED to be far more creative...and really, why would the ingroup, who truely hates their marriage be incented to deny it to an outgroup member?'

maybe the mere idea that the outgroup would take their scraps, COULD take their scraps and make something more beautiful, maybe improve on it (see: cinderella's ball gown) to grant the outgroup access to that would be an embarassement, not a levelign of the playing field, but a SPECIAL RIGHT to something better than what the ingroup has, which it takes for granted.

so i learned how to type and now i write things in academic english, two things i take for granted but MOST of the outgroup study to achieve. im incented to learn the language of the powerful so i can impress them into forgetting that i am a threat. im abliged to be far more creative...i prize their scraps as my ticket into their world knowing that if i get in then i have to be perfect so i don't get booted before i have the chance to SECURE my place, that is if i don't get so depressed by the process that i become bound to the only affordable relief in the anti-depressant of the masses: cheap booze, cheap-sugary food, pills, TV, etc..ALL of which are really depressants...

lots of pitfalls that the ingroup suffers, too, albeiet less frequently and with much more power and money to rescue and rehabilitate them...but now im whining...

you get the point, maybe, if you forgive my imperfect spelling, grammer...all the things that seal my credibilty iwht the powerful but alienate those i seek to amplify....

...press DEBIT or CREDIT...

Catching up with Cross Creek Mall


hey diane,

its been TOO long!

was recently hired by JUAN VALDEZ as a caffeine pusher, keeping rich people addicted to brown water and frappucinos.

I lovingly refer to it as GreenBucks, but Juan is always screaming "its STARbucks, you stupid Gringo!"

He's one of those managers who walks around mumbling big words like: racism and corrective action and termination.

I'm like, "Excuse me, seen-YOUR, i know some big words, too, like SEXUAL HARASSMENT and LAWSUIT."

Thats when he gets all romantic and whispers "i'll be waiting for you in my office...and you'd better NOT be in dress code, PAPI!"

I can't help it, i hate coffee, but i love my little Spanish Fly!

4/09/2007

eden site

http://www.edenucc.com/

http://www.stillspeaking.com/media/

IMUS SHARPTON

that no matter HOW passionately a white person decrys their racism...BLACKS have no reason to believe that, at the core, EVEN the most passionate WHITE allies will at some point, and quite publicly, display their bigotry.

So, if their most outspoken ALLIES say these things in public, what do you think is being said, taught and DONE when nobody's lookin?

$20 for doing your homework

http://www.pe.com/lifestyles/family/stories/PE_Fea_Daily_D_bribe0408.df6781.html


"I go to work, I do a good job and I get rewarded for it. Our children do well and we reward them for that. That's their job right now," said Steger, a patient-care advocate for a health insurance company.

when you talk to your ex about your new relationships,


are you really talking about your relationship to your ex? maybe, maybe not? she punched him in the face. saint bony-face. the pathetic american life. poor white trash. starbucks on every coroner. we have our gay people. two really nice neighbors, both of em gay. very clean. can you believe those gays? such good decorators...gay or not gay, the gays can be credited for being nice people, they swayed some really old type people into a new way of thinking.

4/08/2007

arlene is a smart business woman

she's got a ton of experience
she knows what to do with history
she's got methods that work

read her easter sermon.

4/07/2007

Flickr

This is a test post from flickr, a fancy photo sharing thing.

4/06/2007

amanda FriedMAN

together we can profit from this tragedy

http://www.wtcproof.com/?cid=285029&gclid=COfhkKzorYsCFR1PhgodLyfaNQ

the halls of the mad

homosexual professionals...


“You’ll have a better chance at tenure if you’re a homosexual professional than if you’re a professional homosexual.”

Yale law professor Kenji Yoshino, relating advice he received when he began teaching at the school in 1998, on why he should avoid “mesearch” — research based on an academic’s minority status (New York Times Magazine, Jan. 15)

kenji yoshino's COVERING

Religious Covering
Although they are often pitted against each other, religionists and gays share a special bond. Like gays, religious minorities have been subjected to all three demands for assimilation -- conversion, passing, and covering. When Mormons led the charge against same-sex marriage in Hawaii in the 1990s, I was struck by how I could retell the history of Mormonism as I have retold the history of gays -- as a movement from coerced conversion, through passing, toward covering. In the nineteenth century, Mormons were forced to convert their religion by repudiating the practice of polygamy. Those who refused -- self-described Mormon fundamentalists cast off by the Mormon church -- went underground, practicing plural marriage in a form of “Don’t ask, don’t tell.” More recently, authorities have turned a blind eye to polygamists who cover, reserving prosecutions for flaunters.

In the new millennium, many religious minorities are entering their covering phase. For many American Jews, the question has shifted from whether they should convert or pass to whether they are “Too Jewish?” -- the title of a museum exhibit that traveled the nation in 1997. Riv-Ellen Prell describes women who straighten their noses or hair to achieve a “Queen Elizabeth exterior” while retaining a “Jewish heart.” Abraham Korman recounts how Jewish men in corporate settings must “give up many of the symbolic behaviors that tie them to their Jewish heritage,” with the yarmulke having “particular significance as a symbol to be avoided.” Academics like Phyllis Chesler describe how Jews are sanctioned for writing on Jewish topics. And journalism professor Samuel Freedman notes in his book Jew vs. Jew that American Jews are increasingly breaking apart based on whether their primary associations are with gentiles or other Jews.

In the United States today, Muslims are the most visible targets of the religious covering demand. Soon after the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center, an article was published about Muslims in New York City. It reads like a covering ethnography. The piece reports that Muslim private schools are telling children to conceal “any religious emblems,” and that “some Muslim leaders are discussing plans for women to change the way they dress, perhaps exchanging headscarves for hats and turtleneck pullovers.” It depicts a woman who, “a day after the attack, arrived at a New York City Health Department office demanding bureaucrats change her son’s surname from ‘Mohammed’ to ‘Smith.’” The article also observes that “neighborhoods in New York where you were more likely to see Egyptian, Jordanian, or Syrian flags . . . are now covered in American flags, their Middle Eastern flags discreetly hidden for the time being. Finally, it notes that some Middle Easterners have confessed that they would be happy now to be mistaken for either Hispanics or African Americans.

Significant cases in which religious minorities who resisted the covering demand lost in court include Goldman v. Weinberger (1986), which concerned a Jewish Air Force officer and rabbi who was threatened with a court martial for failing to remove his yarmulke, and Employment Division v. Smith (1990), in which members of a Native American Church were denied unemployment benefits because they had smoked peyote for sacramental purposes.

4/05/2007

don't TOUCH! me.

hold me.

ive not nothing against the homeless,

i mean, some of my best friends hate the homeless. i know where theyre coming from cause its like, what you do in the privacy of your own home is your business. love the sinner hate the outfit, right?

what business would collapse without our fears?

all those who preach division to chop up the power of the collective and keep them worried about crumbs
all the Distractators the attention grabbers the spectacle makers

as long as we are divided by those who deserve and those who don't

Those with unlimited healthcare access who say we cant find a way for universal healthcare
those who don't need education to be powerful and tell us we don't need it either

every business that would collapse if we didn't mold the newest ones of us into scared, infighting, resouce deprived, separate and unequal, unhealthy, self-hating...blah blah blahs

those who never had to pull themselves up because they were born lifted high on stacks of daddy's money

those keeping us addicted to the crap they sell, distracting activities,

non-debates/conversations but competitions

CEOs and Stockbrokers.

Fear Mongerers.
Fundamentalists of EVERY belief set on the TVs
haters of intelligence
promoters of the sanctity of simple-mindedness
Blamers of the victims.
maintainers of the beauty treadmill (buy the beauty you so horribly lack, we've made it so you'll never feel right)

the top benefits and blames the bottom, the FEW BAD APPLES.

those who say theyre helping us self-help our way to self-blame

people who make us feel shitty about ourselves in new ways to fit new products

those who subtly teach that caring what others think is over by giving us something else to worry about:
maybe im too conformist? even the non-traditional have a new impossible standard: i need to be more bitter, angry and helpless to show that i really could care less about whether i look bitter, angry and helpless enough....

the reluctant FUNDAMENTALIST

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=13

Stories: 1) A 'Smart' Attack on Cancer 2) Mohsin Hamid and 'The Reluctant Fundamentalist' 3) 'The Shield,' back in action

how can we capitalize on the popularity of terrorism and fear?

Stomach cells AND hair cells..HAIR CELLS?

and other FAST-growing cells are inadvertently killed by CHEMOtherapy. So this wonderful cancer treatment is great for DRAG QUEENS and FATTYS.

SURFACES! clear YOU! the west sees things in SURFACES

what im not, Michael, is

Defined by what I'm NOT (which is really what I AM)
its a confessional joke
if a memoir is not, what is it?

a non-memoir

wellbutrinall, lamictalastic, effexorific and everybody's favorite:

inderalifragilisticexpeealidoucious
which, if i might remind you had a sound that is generally regarded as quite precocious.

you FUCKERS seem to be unduly critical OF the little stinkers

...my fatty choices.
...the homeless, whom i like to call: fugitives, trash collectors, sleepers, stinkers
my mom
my odors
my second hand smoke
my excess fat
my loud and charming voice

ABDCFE3B2E

GAY!
dotcom

yahooblahg...

paulprosseda@yahoo.com

not the answer, the QUESTION: the very next question, getting to the bottom of this is getting to the QUESTION, the very next question

GETing to the question (no, get to the answer, you say?... later...later...)


throwing my thoughts out there to see what comes back...to see
to see
to see...if I come back to my thoughts
to see what;s new about ME when i return...

honor they mother and they father=
honor they context...probs not a "mom" and/or "dad" literally
contexts i honor? cindy, nana, insert all the powerful women whose behaviors i bathed in when i was a tadpole...
when i was a tadpole? you were a tadpole in the womb
you were a tadpole in the POND of milton
milton schools
milton playgrounds
marylands schools
churches
playgrounds
Milton's TV was a fishbowl
berwicks churches
ALL the great women who made me who i am today
CONTEXTS i honor
why the hell honor these contexts? answers to that question and more like it next itme on...the muppet show!paulprosseda: March 2007