Catching up with Cross Creek Mall

hey diane,

its been TOO long!

was recently hired by JUAN VALDEZ as a caffeine pusher, keeping rich people addicted to brown water and frappucinos.

I lovingly refer to it as GreenBucks, but Juan is always screaming "its STARbucks, you stupid Gringo!"

He's one of those managers who walks around mumbling big words like: racism and corrective action and termination.

I'm like, "Excuse me, seen-YOUR, i know some big words, too, like SEXUAL HARASSMENT and LAWSUIT."

Thats when he gets all romantic and whispers "i'll be waiting for you in my office...and you'd better NOT be in dress code, PAPI!"

I can't help it, i hate coffee, but i love my little Spanish Fly!